Jeeves and Wooster--AnachronismI realize I'm being dashed abrupt in this beginning, but I must confess to being quite eager to tell Jeeves--my man, you know--of my recent acquisition.Jeeves and Wooster--Anachronism by Moogiesgirl77
"Jeeves!" I shouted, practically vibrating with utter glee. Needless to say, I could hardly wait to show him the thingamajig.
"Sir, I--" he stopped, stared, and his chin dropped to the floor. Not literally, of course, but certainly close to it. Never before had I seen him this way. In fact, I dare say he looked as if the thing had stood up and danced a jig.
"Are you all right, Jeeves?"
He shook his head, and replied, "Of course, sir. But, if I may ask...?" He tilted his head towards the object in question.
“The chappy I spoke to called it a 'Personal Computer'. He said it would make our lives so much easier." I couldn't help feeling a bit smug. Surely Jeeves would be quite pleased with my purchase.
Instead, he had a most peculiar expression, as if he'd bit into a lemon. “Very interesting, sir. However…”
TftW: Were-RussellTftW: Were-RussellTftW: Were-Russell by monstermaster13
Russell Brand TF w/with were-animal themes.
This is part of a mini-series of scary horror stories in the vein of Goosebumps and Are You Afraid Of The Dark and is inspired by various takes on werecreature lore as well as nods to various werewolf movies. It is also inspired by the conjoint work of Arania and Fullmoonmaster.
The concept of people turning into animals has indeed been around for centuries, some say even more than that, the fact it is that is nothing new, werecreatures weren't anything new either - they were common.
That is where our hero comes in - Nathan or Monstermaster13 as he was referred to was not like others, far from it - he went with a more 'unique' approach, he went with the more satirical 'werecelebrity' gimmick, but hated it when people who bashed his work didn't get the joke.
But the trut
Snow Falls on Hogwarts: 3Snow Falls on Hogwarts: 3 by bloodrosered
While the hat continued to whisper of where to put Regina, the room began to grow colder. Ice and frost spread down the chair leg...the girl had to move her leg to hide it. No way could anyone know.
Everyone started to shiver as it got colder.
"Well...better be..." the Hat said. "GRYFFINDOR!"
Regina sighed with relief as it was over, hearing cheers from the Gryffindor table. The frost and ice receded. Regina hopped off the stool and went to join her fellow students.
"Hey, Regina!" Lily called. "Come sit here."
She scooted over so Regina could sit in an empty space. She smiled and accepted it. Well, at least she wasn't alone.
After the Sorting was completed, the headmaster, Dumbledore commenced the feast. He waved his hand and food appeared. Regina was certainly hungry. She reached for some chicken, potatoes, and carrots and squash. She was careful about not eating anything with her hands since she didn't want to get her gloves soiled.
"Why don't you take your gloves off, Regina?" Lily
Snow Falls on Hogwarts: 2Snow Falls on Hogwarts: 2 by bloodrosered
When the alarm clock rang, John went to wake up Regina. It was time to go shopping at Diagon Alley. He made her favorite breakfast: eggs, sausage, bacon on a waffle. She was excited about starting school...exploring a whole new world about magic.
After breakfast, they traveled to London to go shopping for the required items for her new school. Upon arriving in London, John knocked on a door, whispering the password...then they entered in what looked like a hidden door. Regina was amazed as she saw this. They entered and it looked like a dank pub. John spoke to the bartender about a few things, which they whispered. The bartender led them outside to a crumbling alleyway, then touched the wall in a clockwise manner on a few specific bricks. Soon, the wall quivered and it opened to form an alleyway...which was a hustle and bustle of people. Smells. Sounds.
"What is this place?" Regina asked.
"Diagon Alley," said John. "This is where wizards and witches go shopping for their things. Your M
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