Goodbye FredFred was the best imaginary friend you could ask for.Goodbye Fred by monstermaster13
Sure he’d often cause trouble.
He was always there, looking out for her.
Like any good imaginary friend should.
Today is not a happy day.
Drop Dead Fred passed away.
Oh, Fred...why did you have to go?
You brought us so much joy.
You made us laugh.
You were a part of our childhood.
And a part of us all.
Goodbye, Drop Dead Fred.
We’ll always remember you, no matter what
Even though no one else could see him.
His friend certainly could.
He may have been imaginary.
But he was real to us.
Goodbye, Drop Dead Fred.
We’ll always remember you.
You may have been imaginary.
But you were real to us.
TOP 5 WORST THINGS TO HEAR IN A SPACE STATION"Can anyone else feel a draft?""It's movie night guys. How about a triple bill of Apollo 13, Gravity and Alien?""The computer keeps singing, 'Daisy, Daisy' for some reason.""OK, you two. Turns out I can hear you scream.""Toilet's blocked."TOP 5 WORST THINGS TO HEAR IN A SPACE STATION by DANGERcomics
THE NUN JOKEOne morning, a young nun wakes up, gets out of bed and dresses for the day ahead. She then leaves her room and heads downstairs for breakfast. As she walks down a corridor, she passes two older nuns, one of whom says, "You got out of the wrong side of bed this morning." The two older nuns then walk away giggling. The young nun is puzzled by this, but shrugs it off and carries on. She then passes another older nun who also says, "You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning." before walking away giggling. As the young nun continues to make her way down to the dinner hall, she keeps on passing her fellow sisters, all of whom makes the same "You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning" comment and walking away laughing. By the time the young nun gets to the dinner hall the young nun is livid and she bumps into the Mother Superior in the doorway. The Mother Superior is just about to open her mouth to say something before the younger nun cuts in, saying, "Don'tTHE NUN JOKE by DANGERcomics
QUOTE OF THE DAY: A BIT OF FRY AND LAURIE 2Another classic quote from Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie from their classic BBC sketch comedy series, A Bit of Fry & Laurie...QUOTE OF THE DAY: A BIT OF FRY AND LAURIE 2 by DANGERcomics
"Well my name used to be Gay. A perfectly normal name back in the 1950's but today that word has, you know, other meanings. So I went down to the deed poll place and I changed it to Rampantly Homosexual."
Words Don't Even - Day 199“I'd like to, take you, and give, a twenty two.” Shawn mumbled in his sleep deprived state.Words Don't Even - Day 199 by 3Ravens98
Grace looked at him with a confused look. “What?” She asked simply.
“I, can I, I can't, letters don't mesh with, the, turtle farm.” Shawn tried to blink the tiredness out of his eyes before they drooped down below his chin, only held barely open by sheer willpower.
Grace took note of this. “You should probably go to sleep, man.”
“No!” Shawn responded quickly. “I can, the words, do.”
“No, you can't, just take a nap, you don't need to stay awake just for me.”
Shawn tilted his head. “You surely?”
Grace giggled. “Yes, I'm surely. Take a nap before you pass out.”
Shawn smiled gratefully. “Tank dude.” He muttered before his body went limp. His head landed on her lap and she soon heard him snoring like a chainsaw.
She now regretted letting him fall asleep.
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BBC www.bbc.co.uk / bbc.co.uk/comedy
Channel 4 www.channel4.com
Cult TV www.cultv.co.uk
British Comedy Awards www.britishcomedyawards.com
British Comedy Guide www.comedy.co.uk
Poster Parodies www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
QI DVD www.petitiononline.com/qidvd/petition.html
Fast & Loose www.petitiononline.com/BBC2FAL/
Mock The Week DVD www.petitiononline.com/J0hnon3/petition.html
QI in USA www.petitiononline.com/usaqi/petition.html
Official & Fansites
Monty Python pythonline.com
Carol Cleveland www.carolcleveland.com
Official QI www.qi.com
Rik Mayall www.rikmayall.info
Nick Frost www.frostitution.net
Jessica (Stevenson) Hynes www.jessicahynes.co.uk
That Mitchell & Webb Log tmwl.project76.tv
Little Britain www.walliamsandlucas.com
Dylan Moran www.dylanmoranrules.com
Olivia Colman www.oliviacolmanonline.co.uk
Simon Pegg peggster.net
Graham Linehan (blog) whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com
David Mitchell (articles/soapbox) www.guardian.co.uk/profile/davidmitchell
Alice Lowe alicelowe.net
Peter Serafinowicz www.peterserafinowicz.com
QI Transcripts sites.google.com/site/qitranscripts/
Marek Larwood www.bigpotatoproductions.com
Eddie Izzard www.eddieizzard.com
Lee Evans www.leeevansontour.co.uk/
Billy Connolly www.billyconnolly.com
Chris Morris Comedy Blogwww.cookdandbombd.co.uk
Alan Partridge www.alanpartridgequotes.com
John Finnemore blog johnfinnemore.blogspot.com
Lee Mack www.leemacklive.com
Stephen Fry www.stephenfry.com
Rob Brydon www.robbrydon.com
Tristan (Vlog & Parody) /user/tristopiatv
We Are Klang /user/pinky333777
M&W Look, Peep Show, Magicians, etc /user/babyblue8five
Spaced, Big Train, M&W Situation, Extras, etc /user/dingdongdoodleable
Bruiser, Big Fat Quiz, etc /user/icewarden
QI, Mock the Week, Buzzcocks, Big Fat Quiz, etc /user/NickFromFulham
Ask Rhod Gilbert user/EnigmaW2011
Blue Jam monologues /playlist?list= PL80FCE34666BBDD8C
John Finnemore's Channel /channel/UC_DH8YUvliET0C_hZr_0Jeg