QUOTE OF THE DAY: MILTON JONESHeckler: "What's up with your hair?!"QUOTE OF THE DAY: MILTON JONES by DANGERcomics
Milton Jones: "Stay calm, everyone, let me handle this. I get paid to look stupid... do you?"
H2G2: GemsGems are the magical, female, alien species of powerful beings. They also have powers of weapons to emerged it from the ages, typically they also had reform, fusion, retreat into gemstones, and other abilities to use conquer all by themselves. At least, the second chance for the leaders are the Diamonds are gems at the same life, not many rainbows, they just are literally bad. At once who made by stars from long ago, the Goddess of the Gems created and invented the species, weapons and powers combine. After a while, she was gone over the time itself. The particular battle between Crystal, Cluster and Homeworld are the worst three enemies forever. At last, the given birth of the alien hybrid will became a real warrior.H2G2: Gems by TanimationProd
QUOTE OF THE DAY: BLACKADDER THE THIRDBLACKADDER: Ah, Mrs Miggins. So where's McAdder? I thought he was going to be here at 5'0'clock.QUOTE OF THE DAY: BLACKADDER THE THIRD by DANGERcomics
MRS. MIGGINS: Yes, I'm sorry. He's just popped out. You know you both look very similar to each other, it's quite eerie.
BLACKADDER: Look did you tell him to be here or not?
MRS. MIGGINS: I did! I did! I can't explain it, you just seem to keep missing each other. I can't imagine why.
McADDER, who looks suspiciously like Blackadder, bursts into the room, dressed in full Scottish Jacobean attire.
McADDER: I'll tell ye why! Because there's no coffee shop in England big enough for two Blackadders!
BLACKADDER: Ah, good day, cousin McAdder. I trust you are well?
McADDER: Aye, well enough.
BLACKADDER: And Morag?
McADDER: She bides fine.
BLACKADDER: And how stands that mighty army, the Clan McAdder?
McADDER: They're both well.
BLACKADDER: I always thought Jamie and Angus were such fine boys.
QUOTE OF THE DAY: THE INBETWEENERSIt's time for my first journal entry of 2016 and we open from another classic quote, this time from the brilliant comedy series The Inbetweeners.QUOTE OF THE DAY: THE INBETWEENERS by DANGERcomics
JAY'S MATE: Jay, I'm off now mate. See you soon.
JAY: All right then mate. (Jay gives two thumbs up as his mate leaves)
SIMON: Who was that?
JAY: Just a friend.
NEIL: You made a new friend?
SIMON: Ooh "A friend?" Since when have you had other friends? (High pitched mocking voice) Ooh, friend!
JAY: I knew him when we both doing trials at West Ham. He's just moved into the area. He's just some guy.
SIMON: Oh, "just some guy?"
WILL: Some guy.
SIMON: Some guy.
WILL: That's all it is.
SIMON: Some friend of Jay's from his trials at West Ham that never happened.
WILL: Oh don't forget the thumbs up!
NEIL, SIMON and WILL all put their thumbs like JAY did earlier and start talking in high-pitched mocking voices.
SIMON: Aww, frwend!
Gunpowder, Treason and Plot...PLEASE BE AWARE BEFORE READING THIS JOURNAL ENTRY THAT IT CONTAINS SOME GRAPHIC DETAILS OF 17TH CENTURY TORTURE.Gunpowder, Treason and Plot... by DANGERcomics
This year is the 410th anniversary of one of the most famous plots in British history, The Gunpowder Plot. A plot by a group of radical Catholic conspirators led by Robert Catesby to kill King James I of England, a Protestant. The plot involved blowing him up in the Houses of Parliament with all his ministers. On November 5th 1605 the King's chief minister, Robert Cecil, said "It has pleased God to uncover a plot to kill the King, Queen, Prince and the most important men of this land, by secretly putting gunpowder into a cellar under Parliament and blowing them all up at once."
The most famous member of the Gunpowder conspirators was Guy Fawkes (or Guido as he was christened), because he was the one who was caught in the cellars of the Houses of Parliament. Even though Fawkes was fighting as a soldier for the Spanish army when the plot was first d
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