QUOTE OF THE DAY: VICTORIA WOODIn memory of undoubtedly Britain's greatest female comedian, Victoria Wood who passed away earlier today at the age of 62 after a short battle with cancer, here's a great quote from her bittersweet master class sitcom, Dinnerladies.QUOTE OF THE DAY: VICTORIA WOOD by DANGERcomics
Angry Woman: "I have hot flushes and fluid retention! Do you know what that gives you?"
Bren: "Boiling water?"
RIP Victoria Wood
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"Sherlock..... Sherlock...." You called as you banged and knocked and pressed the doorbell for the passed 20 minutes.
"You promised that you would meet me up to a coffee... Open this damn door," you barked and smacked your hand against the door.
The people walking by watched the scene worriedly. You just smiled sweetly and pointed at the door.
"Siblings..." You simply said.
As soon as you said that to the people walking passed you, the swung open and someone pulled you in side. The force of the pull was strong it made you stubble into the house and made you squeak in surprise. You looked over to see your brother Sherlock walking up the stairs.
"Well Hello to you too," you said and followed him.
You around the place thinking it could do with a clean. Then you watched him as he flopped onto the armchair. You shrugged and lent against your left leg.
"What are doing I thought you said we could go for a coffee?"
"We are...." he pointing to the kitchen.
Top 5 Best Father Jack Quotes1. "Drink!!!"Top 5 Best Father Jack Quotes by DANGERcomics
5. "That would be an ecumenical matter."
RIP Frank Kelly. Thanks for the laughter.
QUOTES OF THE DAY: COMEDIANS VS. HECKLERSWARNING: THIS JOURNAL ENTRY CONTAINS ADULT HUMOURQUOTES OF THE DAY: COMEDIANS VS. HECKLERS by DANGERcomics
DANIELLE WARD: "If I wanted to talk to a w**ker, I'd call your dad... and get him to put your mum on the phone."
HECKLER: "How's your momma?"
RICHARD PRYOR: "How's my momma? I beg your pardon. I will slap you in the face with my d*ck."
JIMMY CARR: "Hey, I don't come to where you work and knock the sailor's c**ks out of your mouth."
RODNEY DANGERFIELD: "Hey, buddy, you oughta save your breath. You'll need it later to blow up your inflatable date."
JO BRAND: "Where's your girlfriend? Outside grazing, I presume?"
RUSSELL KANE: "You're confident, aren't you? So confident you seem like the sort of woman who would Rohypnol her own drink."
STEVE MARTIN: "I remember when I had my first beer.
St. George's Day 2016Today, 23rd April is St George's Day, England's patron saint who famously tamed the dragon to save a princess. It us also the anniversary of the birth and death of England's greatest playwright, William Shakespeare.St. George's Day 2016 by DANGERcomics
No writer of any age has come close to rivalling the creative genius of William Shakespeare. Born in 1564 and dying in 1616. Anyone alive should know Macbeth, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet to name but a few of his enduring works. To commemorate the 400th anniversary of the Bard's passing and given that today is St. George's Day I can think of no better quote to use than this:
"This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars.
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war.
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the en
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